1. Push a gumball down the sidewalk with your nose.
2. At your next pep rally, gargle (or belch) your school song.
3. The next time a sporting event gets boring, draw a tiny face on your little finger and let Mr. Pinky give a play-by-play description of the game—in a high-pitched voice, of course.
4. During a conversation with your friends, say, "chirpledeekirpledeedum" in the middle of each sentence.
5. The next time you're at the gym, stand in front of the lightest barbell you can find. Stretch and flex and act like the strongest person in the world. Then lean over and act like the weight is impossible to lift. The more you grunt and groan, the better!